@briangaar: And I don't want to hear people from imaginary places like Finland telling me that 57 degrees isn't cold, save it for the elves, Santa
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@SladeWentworth: Son #1: How long have we owned this house? Me: You mean how long have I owned this house. S1: No, I mean we. We share it, right? Me: [Mufasa voice] Look around you, son. Everything the light touches ... belongs to me.
@FuckabillyRex: My dog seems happy so I took her meds to see if they'd help me and I guess at least I won't have any ticks this summer.
@librarianfonz: "I want to take you home, pull off your jacket, run my hand down your spine and curl up with you on the couch." -- bibliophiles, to books