I don’t know what to do with my arms when I’m running, should I fold them?
And in that moment, the Ninja Turtles realized that in a way, ALL teenagers are mutants.
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By “ancient ruins of a once great civilization”-standards, I keep a fairly clean house.
Maybe I can bury my burned out vibrators in the Pet Sematary and they’ll come back to life with a vengeance.
Finally a use for spoilers…
My kids don’t drive me to drink. Can’t wait until they get their license and they can though.
In addition to dental offices, the following should be allowed to offer nitrous oxide:
•children’s birthday parties when parents have to stay and wait
•work meetings that last longer than 30 minutes
6-year-old: Santa’s not real.
Me: That’s right.
6: So I can be bad.
Me: That’s wrong.
Her: I need a funnel
Me: well that narrows it down
Interviewer: It says here that you are a blowfish. Would you care to expand?
Just in case the FBI turns on my web cam, I’ve got a teeny tiny picture of Jimmy Hoffa taped to the lens.