@causticbob: And that, Romeo, is why we usually try to take a pulse first.
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@ch000ch: it's always sad when you have to take your sick goldfish out to the pasture and shoot it in the head.
@Skoogeth: [concert] lead singer: HOW WE DOING TONIGHT, INDIANAPOLIS?!? me, from the back of the venue: I DROVE IN FROM A NEIGHBORING SUBURB SO I DON’T FEEL COMFORTABLE ANSWERING FOR THOSE LIVING IN THE ACTUAL CITY!