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@Brianhopecomedy: "And the Oscar for Best Actress goes to.....Beyoncé?"
*Kanye slowly sits down*
@pickupIines: do you generate electricity with water through the process of hydropower because dam
@ClichedOut: me: my friend died in her sleep :(
my grandpa: back in my day we walked uphill 10 miles before we died
@AnUglyNigga: A horror movie with all black people lmao
"Ayo what's going down in ya basement?"
"That ain't my business"
"I feel ya"
@Kyle_Lippert: Robin Thicke is what would happen if a roofie became a human and decided to make music.
@7_Cents: The name's Bondjamesbond. James Bondjamesbond.