Who decided to call it an English to French dictionary and not a Two – Deux list?
Animals who have bright colors and patterns in the wild are considered dangerous and shouldn’t be messed with.
*Updates work wardrobe to bright, loud colors and patterns*
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*goes 100mph in Prius
*gets pulled over by police
“How is tofu made?”
Well, when an edamame loves an edadade very much….
[puts hand on wife’s stomach as baby kicks]
Come out here & try that.
You can learn a lot about your kids by helping them with their homework for example, mine are idiots.
Cat: I think i have a rash.
Doctor Dog: WE SHOULD AMPUTATE YOUR HEAD
Do I just say yes or do I make my group hate me before we even begin this project
Date: Do you go camping?
Me: Our ancestors evolved in order to give us pillow-top mattresses and flushing toilets. Why would I sleep outside?
“I’m going to lay right here in the doorway and give people a dumb look as they trip over me.”- Damned dog…. Could’ve been me though.
My parents are pretty middle aged.
“So? That’s pretty norm-”
*two knights bust in*
“CHILD, DOST THOU REQUEST REFRESHMENTS FROM THE TAVERN?”