@living_marble: Ann: I wanna break up
Ed: why?
A: you use time travel to manipulate me
E: when, exactly, did you start to suspect this?
A: well... Hey!
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@tumblrstorytime: I'd do the same thing
@Ideal_Victoria: What base is it when he says, "Stop calling me. We broke up three years ago"?
@MommaUnfiltered: 11 hands me a tooth & demands money, which means she knows the fairy isn’t real... but thinks the market for teeth is.
@Playing_Dad: [Job interview] Interviewer: Do you have any questions? Me: Who closes the door when the bus driver gets off the bus? Interviewer: Holy shit
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