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@Prof_Hinkley: [announcement over PA at work]
"FREE TACOS IN THE BREAKROOM"
*I walk there so fast the noise from my corduroys breaks everyone's eyeglasses*

[announcement over PA at work] “FREE TACOS IN THE BREAKROOM” *I walk there so fast the noise from my corduroys breaks everyone’s eyeglasses*
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