Anonymous just switched everyone in Isis from Amazon Prime shipping to basic shipping. Good luck getting Fallout 4 by Christmas terrorists!

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Breaking Bad last ep.
Walt takes off the mask to reveal he was Dwayne Johnson

The world finally knows what the Rock was cookin


*at Pearly Gates

Cat (in dog costume): Uh bark

St. Peter: Mittens, I said no


If you own a small, anti-Kindle bookstore and it’s not called Page Against the Machine, just give up.


Thanks to Twitter I will never again ask a man “What are you thinking?” Because now I know and I am horrified.


Me: I will do anything to not gain weight this holiday season.

Friend: limit your food intake, don’t drink alcohol, and exercise.

Me: No, not like that.


Editor’s note: sorry about ‘snowboard’ typo, should be ‘snowboarder’ found dead


I got up at 3am this morning. I think that happens as you get older because you want to make sure you haven’t died in your sleep.


Optimus Prime: “I transform from a robot into a truck. You?”

Amazon Prime: “I transform money into regrettable internet purchases at 2 AM.”


Me: Why is there a rolling chair in the kitchen?

Husband: Well, I know you injured your leg.

Me: And?

Husband: And I thought it would be easier for you to cook dinner.


I have just planted some herbs so I am very excited to harvest one (1) tiny basil leaf in 8 weeks