David Copperfield: Ok I want everyone in the audience to think of a color. Ready? Ok, is your color grey?
Audience full of Dogs: OMG!
Another day, another police escort from an all you can eat buffet.
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Me: How was school today?
Child: You can’t have a good day at school.
Me: What? Why not?
Child: Hey dad, how was work today?
Me: Oh ok I see what you’re saying.
Ever notice that women say “scare you to death” while men say “scare the pants off you”?
Well played men, well played…
Putting some of my hairs on the cat, just to even things out.