@zachreinert03: Any dance can be a no pants dance. In fact, might be a fun way to bring back the Macarena
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@TheAlexNevil: "In just 4 years, you can get a 4 year degree!" Yes, "university" commercial--that math checks out.
@Douchekevin: I saw 300 lbs crammed into a pair of small yoga pants so now I understand how the Tardis on Dr. Who is real.
@Vodkantots: As a Jew, I refuse to enter any steam room or sauna until I've seen other people come out.
@TheToddWilliams: [blind date] HER: I just wish women were treated equal...You know what I mean? ME: Absolu- WAITER: I hate to interrupt but can I take your drink order? HER: Yes, I'll have a Manhattan ME: Make mine a *turns to non-existent camera*...Womanhattan