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@GingerHotDish: Any real fan knows the T in Thor is silent.
@SteveDutzy: HOT SINGLE GRANNIES IN YOUR AREA WANT YOU TO LOOK AT HOW TALL YOU'VE GOTTEN
@FuckabillyRex: Everybody's playing an angle and I'm really bad at trigonometry.
@TheMichaelRock: The best part about being a grown-up is not having to answer to ANYONE!
(What's that, honey? Be right there.)
@jjhartinger: I just spent a ridiculous amount of time trying to spell Wednesday, so I canceled the event.
@iGreenMonk: They tried it standing up, sitting down and bent over the kitchen table but it was no good - they just couldn't get a decent wi-fi signal.