@iAmDelFreaky: Apparently, starting an impromptu game of leap frog with somebody bending over to tie their shoe is considered rude. Church is boring.

@RidiculousSheri: Yelp Review: Babies Cute at first, but then screamy like angry pterodactyls. There is literally poop everywhere. Would not recommend.

@LosLos__: If you have nothing mean to say, say it in German.

@Home_Halfway: Thomas Jefferson's dad's name was Thomas Jefferdad. Really makes you think

@2tonbug: Don’t even THINK about “honey”ing me if you’ve shrunk the damn kids...