@RandiLawson: Any restaurant can be family style if the waiter criticizes your order
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@ThoughtOtter: Welcome to anxiety club, I really hope more people show up. Maybe there was a terrible accident and everyone that was coming is now dead
@solsayswhaaa: "Ohhhhhhhh, I can't take it anymore!" I moaned in agony. "Please, please, please just fucking go in already!" I fumbled in the dark but no matter how hard I tried, my charging cord would not go in the electrical outlet.
@Reverend_Scott: [Russian class] Um, why did I fail this test? Teacher: You just wrote in English and added "ski" to the end of the words... I knowski.
@Holy_Mowgli: Bruce Banner with his hand stuck in a Pringles can, getting more and more frustrated