@DirtMcTurd: Any shampoo can be volume control shampoo if you cram the bottle directly into your kids mouth
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@DeanB15: I just smoked so much pot that I tried to order one of the dishes of food off the scrolling instagram menu.
@jackiembouvier: I just watched an ad for a stain remover in which they cleaned a pool of blood off a sofa and it seemed perfectly normal.
@fro_vo: Splinter: my sons i have good news and bad news Leonardo: what’s the good news Splinter: after 16 years of training you are ready to leave the sewers Raphael: what’s the bad news Splinter: your shells have grown too big to fit thru the manhole