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@BoogTweets: Anyone can be a sword swallower at least one time
@stanleybehrman: If she boasts how adult coloring is therapeutic and has made her more tolerant and patient
Hide her markers
@panmidwest: ME: you really put the cute in executione-
WARDEN: alright hit the switch
@Sarcasticsapien: If you really want to be something sexy this Halloween, be a 2015 calendar.
@GregDorris: It's impossible to have an *ok* time on a trampoline. It's either the most fun you've ever had or you go to the hospital.
@BetteMidler: Congratulations to Janet Jackson for having a baby at age 50! When I was 50, I wasn’t even strong enough to push a child out of my way.