@rodeoman: anyone else like Italian cereal
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@LucyLouMcB: You wanna do stuff with toys in bed? Let's do it; I've already got like 3 hot wheels cars and a Barbie in there right now, so....
@sofarrsogud: CREATION OF THE WORLD DAY 1 ANGEL: I'm looking forward to watching this project evolve. *awkward silence GOD: We NEVER use that word here
@ItsSamG: My dad went from “no man is good enough for my little girl” to “would you just pick one already? Jobs aren’t even that important” real quick
@Rollinintheseat: Interviewer: "Why do you want to be a librarian?" Me: "I like telling people to be quiet."