Anyone else notice the world starting to get worse after Iron Man died?
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*licks the powdered sugar off the donuts and puts them back*
Boss: I kinda like these new low-cal donuts. Real moist.
There are unfortunate spelling errors, and then there’s this.
Sorry I’m late, my toddler declared independence.
I think Yahoo! news is written by someone who’s had significant head trauma.
Wife: The soap recipe calls for essential oils
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Me: I’m *not* attracted to several of the Muppets
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Me: [from table] gar?on! *claps hands* another round for my date and me.
McDonald’s cashier: sir, you have to come to the counter to order
Before my daughter went to college I made her watch her birthing video, just to remind her how badly one fun night at a keg party can end.