My best guy friend and I vowed if we’re still single at 45, we def won’t marry each other because who wants to marry someone no one likes?
Anyone who shows up late to work, wearing shades and clutching a Gatorade is about to tell a lie.
You Might Also Like
I wonder how long it takes a giraffe to throw up?
Attention: All employees will be required to bring their own toilet paper until further notice.
How much to learn the thriller dance moves?
“Ma’am… this is senior citizens Zumba class!”
No thanks, $30 haunted house. I can watch the news and get scared any time for free.
90% of owning a dog is telling it to stop barking.
It’s NOT day drinking if you didn’t sleep the night before, mother.
This Easter, please take a moment to remember Jesus and his inspiring message for mankind:
You know what’s better than being married? Everything.
I remember when I was a kid I could go to the store with $1 and come home with 3 bags of chips 2 candy bars 6 packs of starburst and a cold drink. nowadays they got cameras everywhere