Anyone who shows up late to work, wearing shades and clutching a Gatorade is about to tell a lie.

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Attention: All employees will be required to bring their own toilet paper until further notice.



How much to learn the thriller dance moves?

“Ma’am… this is senior citizens Zumba class!”


No thanks, $30 haunted house. I can watch the news and get scared any time for free.


This Easter, please take a moment to remember Jesus and his inspiring message for mankind:


I remember when I was a kid I could go to the store with $1 and come home with 3 bags of chips 2 candy bars 6 packs of starburst and a cold drink. nowadays they got cameras everywhere