Whole Foods added a 10 items or less checkout line as if anyone can afford to buy more than 10 items at a Whole Foods.
“Apart from diet and exercise, anything else I should change, doctor?”
“Again, *wheeling me into surgery* the main thing is the bear fighting.”
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Me: You must train hard to beat Kylo Ren.
Rey: I already beat him once with literally no training.
Rey: Look. I still have two hands.
Pee pressure > peer pressure
*has to pee*
*gets up to pee*
A girl with kaleidoscope eyes sounds horrifying.
Gay test: are you gay ?
If you answered yes, then you’re gay.
When I’m drinking don’t worry about taking my car keys.
Just hide my phone.
He: did you burn dinner again?
Me: it’s a Flambé.
He: it’s mac and cheese
Me: it’s French mac and cheese!!