@Piecezilla: Apologies your honor [slides ventriloquist dummy back under my seat] I was told these proceedings were going to be televised.
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@Carbosly: I love it when waiters tell me to tell them when to stop grating cheese on my meal. It's cheese, dude. We'll be here a while.
@yobrah_: So if you want to be sure your internet history is deleted, just whisper 'please delete my internet history' into any hole on the computer
@DrobsonKanu: 1. People 2. Seriously 3. Need 4. To 5. Stop 6. Trying 7. To 8. Predict 9. The 10. Premier 11. League 12. End 13. Of 14. Season 15. Table 16. Just 17. Let 18. It 19. Happen 20. West Ham