Apparently it is “against church policy” to drop your kids off in the nursery and then go to brunch.
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As seen on Reddit: “Tradition is just peer pressure from dead people”.
There’s no such thing as coincidence?
If there is no such thing why did they name it?
I think not Xx
If he stars all your photos that means he’s leaving his wife for you, right?
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Passive-aggressive level achieved: Expert