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@fuzzlime: Apparently Pound Town is NOT a British dollar store
@RapeyRaperton: People that still call into radio stations are probably doing it from house phones.
@beingtheo: I believe the Pope did what all Catholics are told to do. Pull out early.
@fightgeek: [every person who ever bought a used bookstore]
now I can bring my cats to work.
@rachelle_mandik: "moon all gone! moon all gone!" is my toddler's terrifying new way of saying good morning
@weinerdog4life: I'd like you to meet my family, my wife Sharon, my son Carl, and this balloon that follows me around