@Crunk_Jews: Apparently, you still fail a roadside sobriety test if you just lay down and take a nap.
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@TheTweetOfGod: Your life flashes before your eyes right before you die. It takes an average of 70-80 years.
@weinerdog4life: Thank you to whoever has been keeping Keanu Reeves busy with a laser pointer for the last 10 years.
@djdarrellripley: Her: Did you know that there are fifteen different ways to say the word "whore" in Polish? Me: What a beautiful language...