@Sorrowscopes: Aquarius: This week you’re feeling crafty. How many household items can you turn into a shank?
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@PleaseBeGneiss: [stuck on side of road] DATE: can you change a tire? ME: what’s wrong with these clothes?
@ANNIEwayyyy: "Sorry, I forgot to pay attention. But yeah, I have no idea where we are now. There definitely shouldn't be cows." ~me giving directions
@KarenLyneButler: I want Rebecca Black to make a music video for every day of the week! Said by nobody. Ever.