@praisecheese: "Archeology is just like search and rescue only everyone's been dead for 5,000 years, so there's no rush"
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@drunkNnaughty: If you have to ask if it's too early to drink...you're an amateur & we can't be friends
@JusticeBeever: Just shaved my beard and I feel kinda naked without it. I'm also not wearing any pants but I'm pretty sure its the beard thing.
@PearlsFromMyrna: I have decided to take a martial arts class to deal with the mall’s aggressive kiosk people.
@ThisOneSayz: 6: I'm done. Me: you didn't even touch your food! 6 pokes food w/finger *without breaking eye contact* The Sass is strong with this one