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actual wrestlers: my name is Nutbuster Mike and i dont care if i die


MAJOR TOM: Tell my wife I love her very much…
MAJOR TOM: Wait… Is she with you now?


I’ve been called a “female comic” so many times, I’ll probably only be able to answer to “girl daddy” when I have children.


Pho tastes great for a food that sounds like it just gave up.


The most romantic movie of all time is definitely Pixar’s UP. That old man really loved his house.


random kid: you are going to hell because Jesus doesn’t like tattoos

me: do you have any tattoos?

kid: nope

me: so you won’t be in hell?

kid: nope

me: *thinks for a moment* okay. I’m good then


The only vampire who matters to me lives on Sesame Street. The rest don’t count.