@ccsamples: are u even at the cheesecake factory if there isn’t a group of unsupervised 15 year old girls there dressed like they’re going to the met gala
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@behindyourback: My 1 yr old only says the words "no," "mine," and "bye" and I tried it out and it turns out that's actually all you need.
@Iwriteforcats: James is coming over. "James from work or James who thinks he's a leprechaun?" J: TOP O' THE MORNIN' TO YA! "I'll hide the Lucky Charms."
@Bob_Janke: I saw a guy that had a knife on his belt tonight and I thought, "now there's a guy that's really prepared to slice some cake"
@themcgillicutty: Wanna hear me read a receipt from a trip to the grocery store? That's how interested I am in listening to the details of your workout.