bill cosby’s full name is “bill sinby over tanby”
“Are u going to the circus?” is a perfectly good sentence when not used as a follow-up 2 your wife’s question: “how does my make-up look?”
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I think my dog goes out at night to drink with her doggie friends. At least she can’t drive because that would be ridiculous.
Body: I’m exhausted.
Brain: I’M AN EIGHT YEAR OLD ON CRACK!
It’s Saturday and over 10 boxes just got delivered.
It’s like Amazon wants me to get a divorce.
Pretty disappointed to see that some of you lived through the night.
I trapped a ghost in my cooler to keep my beer cold.
Danny Zuko: I got chills, they’re multiplying…
Sandy: Gross. You probably have a stomach bug.