One day I’ll take a trip around the world to see if people are this stupid everywhere.
are we supposed to just accept that gingerbread men live in houses built from the flesh of their fellow men
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Hub: Did you eat all the nachos?
Me: Noooo. I had one nacho.
Hub: because they were stuck together?
Me: LIKE I SAID, ONE NACHO!
A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the Judge.
I saw a guy with antlers on his car, so I shot it.
If you want to hear an elderly couple arguing for 2 hrs about whether they closed their garage door, go to a movie at 11AM on a weekday.
I used to think chiropractors were useless till I had back problems… Now, I stand corrected.
HOT SHINGLES IN YOUR AREA
GET YOUR VACCINE AT WALGREENS TODAY
*at a family reunion, jesus pours a drink and hands it to santa claus*
so, how are we related again?
Horror movies have given me an unrealistic expectation about finding an armoire with a false back where a ghost lives.