Cats love it when you give them a mohawk
You Might Also Like
I never try to make guests feel at home. If they wanted to feel at home, they should have stayed there.
Werewolves in the 80’s destroyed so much denim.
I’m not a womanizer! They were all women when I found them!
I was at the supermarket when I almost dropped my cat food. Luckily a beautiful woman snatched it out of the air.
She really caught my Fancy.
A scrub is a guy who thinks he’s fly.
[I scramble to take off my full-body fly costume]
Last night my kids suggested I kill and eat someone to gain his strengths. I think I should start locking the door when I sleep.
Just saw a girl wearing a “BAD GAL” t-shirt so I yelled “NO!” & smacked her on the nose with a rolled up newspaper.
The contents of my son’s last diaper was so upsetting to both of us we shared a cigarette after I changed it.