@TheOnion: Area Man Already Knows Which Chicken Tender He’s Saving For Last
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@BookishBunny: Pretty much the only time I WANT to hear about your ex is if she's standing behind me with a weapon, other than that I'm good.
@UncleDuke1969: Oh boy, I am desperate! My bowels do churn. Too many tacos! I never will learn. Pardon me, Sir! I believe it's my turn. - Horton Has to Poo
@girlnarly: me: wanna go on a date tomorrow? him: sure how about 8? me: slow down. i was thinking we’d try the one first