*accidentally watches MTV awards
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Why its called ‘having your period’ and not ‘rolling out the red carpet ‘ I’ll never know.
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I just coughed so loud the neighbors set their house on fire and drove away.
*security rushes to the department store fitting room to break up a fight but just finds me trying to squeeze into a pair of jeans.
Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? His body decomposed.
My front facing camera:
Me: I disagree.
The last time I left the house without wearing blush, someone tried to drive a stake through my heart.