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@crmotwo: [Art Museum]

Date: I like a man who makes things exciting, but I also like to be the center of attention.

Me: *Thinking quickly* SECURITY! SHE'S GONNA STEAL THIS PAINTING

[Art Museum] 

Date: I like a man who makes things exciting, but I also like to be the center of attention. 

Me: *Thinking quickly* SECURITY! SHE’S GONNA STEAL THIS PAINTING

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