@wickedimproper: ARUGULA is my favorite vegetable whose name sounds like a car horn from the 50's.
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@fro_vo: MESSENGER: sire, a peasant named humpty dumpty fell off a wall KING: send all my horses and men to put him back together QUEEN: should we not just send a doctor KING: no send all the horses and men ADVISOR: my liege, the castle will be defenseless KING: all of them i said
@roxiqt: DATE: I love playful women ME: [dusting off an old porcelain doll in my purse & setting it on the table] Oh so you won't mind that Cynthia joins us then-
@theprojectclub: Dad, how comes my sister is called Teresa?" "Because your mum loves Easter and it's an anagram of Easter" "Thanks dad" "No problem Alan"
@RamblingMachine: In a public restroom I found a sign that read "THINK" on the mirror above the sink so I labelled the soap dispenser "THOAP" to match with it