As a little girl I dreamt of being Belle so I could have that beautiful yellow gown- As a grown woman I want to be Belle so I can be locked away in an enchanted castle where the dishes clean themselves.

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Whenever I wake up in a bad mood I always wear a shirt I don’t like just in case I turn into The Hulk.


To avoid the awkward 5 minutes, lean over and give the cashier butterfly kisses while waiting for your 500 foot CVS receipt.


This day in history. 1961. In Spain the fascist government of Generalissimo Francisco Franco declared equal rights for women and men. None.


I’m convinced that people are now just getting married and having babies to have something to post on FB


Bro,I seriously locked myself outta my jeep.

He was driving a top-less jeep with the windows down.


alcohol has an odd way of revealing who we really are. turns out, I’m batman.


*watches Charlotte’s Web*

Netflix: you might also enjoy…
Peppa Pig
Season 1 episode 1 of Black Mirror


Me: Forever young!

Persistent middle age chin hair: lol nope.

Muscle pulled when reaching for the tv remote: hahaha.