@hipstermermaid: As a millennial, most people assume I am desperate for praise, but the secret is: I would be totally fine with money.
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@yonewt: If I had wings, I'd spread them and soar like an eagle for about ten minutes then space out on a phone wire with these fat pigeons
@simoncholland: You can just start calling yourself an olympic hopeful. You don't have to fill out a form or anything.
@NotKarma: Just once I'd like to meet a person whose job is to make captchas so I can slap him in the face for making my life difficult.