@brynnester: As I get older and I remember all the people I've lost along the way I think to myself, maybe a career as a tour guide wasn't for me
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@BuckyIsotope: I'll always remember what my dad told me right before he died: "of course you're supposed to use that much lighter fluid idiot."
@TheBoydP: Did you hear about the armored car guard who was really surprised to get fired? He thought he had job security...
@Darlainky: I’m not a bad person, although once I blew a paper straw cover at my husband and it stuck in a lady’s hair and I didn’t tell her.
@Tups13: You hear about people running amok but what about people doing other things amok? I often eat chocolate amok and you don't hear about that.