@3sunzzz: As I sit in this coffee shop practicing for my Sign Language final it occurs to me, all of these people probably think that I'm talking to myself.
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@JohnLyonTweets: Those "free hugs" people sure do get upset when you ask them what $20 will get you.
@cjcapbt: I knew I was going to jail when I yanked at the cop pants and they didn't tear away ..
@HardmanRick: Hold me closer, tiny dancer. Oh my... not that close. I can't breathe. How are you so strong? LET ME GO TINY DANCER