When people say “You look so familiar” responding with “Were we in prison together?” is almost always a conversation killer.
As your goth healthcare advisor I urge you to sit by a fire, look out a window briefly, then continue reading about demonology.
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College: Wake and Bake
Now: Woke and Broke
1818: My dearest Katherine, I write this letter in the hope that it finds you. It has been 3 fortnights since our last correspondence. I fear the lack of communique means you may have finally succumbed to the pox…
2018: Bro i texted u 10 mins ago u ded?
birds: it’s so peaceful this morning
birds: maybe too peaceful
birds: let’s all scream at once
(watching the Alien crawl around vents and slowly kill off my crew mates) I could fix him…
Opponent: I wish you luck
Opponent: But I also wish to suck the marrow from the bones of your defeated corpse.
Me, picks up ping pong paddle: okey dokey
Jobs: You Need To Have Your BA
Jobs: you need 5yrs experience
Jobs: You need a MA
Jobs: we need some1 young
HER: Do you like Star Wars?
ME: Of course
HER: Which character do you identify with?
ME: *leans in close* The complete void of space
Of course Bruce Willis is going to keep playing the same movie roles. You know what they say about old habits…..
If it’s 1 or 1000 sins you’re still getting sent to Hell. So why not go for 1,000,000 sins and come down here a legend