@3sunzzz: Assert your dominance by putting a few decorative pillows in your husband's truck.
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@BatBatshitcrazy: The occasional loneliness I feel being single doesn't compare to the pure bliss of never having to share my Hershey's cream pie or bacon.
@jjax44: I start, but can rarely complete my paintings and sculptures, for I am a master of the partial arts.
@LoveNLunchmeat: I'm not saying murder is the answer, but every time an ex dies, so do some of your darkest secrets.