@1_swarthy_dude: Astrophysicists still struggling to explain the Big Bang Theory: "It's a corny show! We just don't get it!" said one astrophysicist.
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@Eatingmeals: The women at the club tonight are so unapproachable. Getting discouraged. Good thing mom is here to tell everyone what a super guy I am.
@anerdonfire2: The downside of dating intelligent women is having to Google what they call you when it ends badly
@thepaulahunt: Me: How would you feel about me dating a guy only 7 years older than you? My Son, then 18: Depends. What kind of video game system does he own? Will he let me borrow it? Me: My Son: Does he own a motorcycle & will he let me drive it? Me: My Son: Can I call him "New Dad"?