PRINCE: Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair!
RAPUNZEL: (to hair) you’re really sweet but I think we should just be friends
[At 1st drive-thru window]
Cashier: Okay here is your change sir, you are all set.
5: Uh no we are not all set, where is our food?
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-Kids, while doing it
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Me: I have a boyfriend
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Kidnapper: You’ve been here 10 minutes?
Me: It stands for Best Friends Forever if you’re wondering