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@Divergentmama: [At the magic store]

Me: I need to return this - you told me it would ward off evil spirits in my home and it didn't work.

Employee: oh my goodness, are you ok?

Me: I guess, but I cast the spell and then the kids just walked in from school like normal.

[At the magic store]

Me: I need to return this – you told me it would ward off evil spirits in my home and it didn’t work. 

Employee: oh my goodness, are you ok? 

Me: I guess, but I cast the spell and then the kids just walked in from school like normal.

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