Amaranth, bulgur, kamut, quinoa.…a list of ancient grains sounds suspiciously like an list of Elder Gods.
[at the running of the bulls]
ME: imma try to pet ’em
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Remember how when you were little you could just rip off your diaper and run around naked and everyone thought it was funny?
Anyway, I need bail money.
“My ex was a great wife, mom & never once complained once about ass to mouth” was apparently not an acceptable speech when she remarried?
Ghetto wet floor sign: Caution, b*tches be trippin…
Only Americans understand
You’re a big fat liar! And I don’t believe anything you say!
See if I get naked for you again!!
-Me to my scale as I step off of it
I wish I could replace my central nervous system with a central confidence system.
Boy, are you a destination wedding? Cuz I can’t come.
Hay is for horses. Hey is for when you forget someone’s name.
Sorry I threw rice at the coffin. I don’t get invited to much.