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@knot_eye: [at work]
CW: Hey, I found your Twi...
Me: *jumps out window*
@pakalupapito: how I've been all holiday
@blade_funner: Pronouncing words correctly is not my fort.
@ficklenuts: [first day of school]
LILY: My mommy named me Lily because she loves lilies.
LUNA: My mommy named me Luna because she loves the moon.
BRANDY and METHANY: We hate this game.
@BlindChow: (1:35pm) God: Yo Abraham
(1:37pm) Abe: sup
(1:38pm) God: Need u to kill ur son
(1:42pm) Abe: k
(4:02pm) God: jk lol
(4:10pm) God: u there?
@PetrickSara: [Married Pillow Talk]
Husband: Tell me what you want.
Me: I want you to fix the kitchen faucet.