@batkaren: "And the award for best empty chasm goes to…Howling Void!" HOWLING VOID: [howling]

@iwearaonesie: Hell hath no fury like a toddler who can’t get the dinosaur on his shirt to eat its food

@Nonnie_Linda: Sitting here eating blueberries wondering if my brain is improving Doubt it..... took too long to spell doubt

@daemonic3: Stopped drinking coffee 3 days ago, and feel less and less addicted to caffeine with every new cup of my own pee.

@Mom_Overboard: My Transformers name would be Past Her Prime.