Just realized that the group therapy I attended weekly for three years was actually the waiting room of a local optometrist.
*Attempts to use ‘I have a boyfriend’ meme*
Meme: I have a boyfriend.
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Me: Yeah but on this couch in an Ikea? Don’t you have an office?
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