@Bob_Janke: Attention Wiccans don't forget to feed your snakes before you go stand around in a graveyard all night tonight
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@StaceyShortcake: My phone autocorrects 'sex' into 'pez' in case you were wondering just how dead my pez life is.
@yenniwhite: I successfully hid chocolate chip cookies from my children, making today’s parenting score: Kids: 43,290 Mom: 1
@KentWGraham: I’m starting to think my wife is only having sex with me to improve her FitBit stats.