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@cravin4: [Attorney's office]

*checked box for cremation*
*signed last will and testament*

Guess I just made an ash out of myself.

Wife: *rolls eyes*
Did he also sign the DNR?

[Attorney’s office]

*checked box for cremation*
*signed last will and testament*

Guess I just made an ash out of myself. 

Wife: *rolls eyes*
Did he also sign the DNR?

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