Autocorrect changed, “Felt good right?” to “Hours of delight” so I sent it because it’s not my lie at this point.
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-my 7-year-old son, while discreetly holding scissors in one hand and dog whiskers in the other
If your one of those people whose not very good at grammar, that makes too of us.
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