@AsgardianRose: Autocorrect changed "panic attack" to "pancake attack" and now I'm hysterical AND hungry.
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@SortaBad: Me: oh Finding Dory is on, what a fun mov- Neil deGrasse Tyson: You’ll note the fish switch between fresh & salt water without repercussion
@KevinFarzad: Marry someone shorter than you so you can hide all the good snacks on the top shelf.
@Brocklesnitch: there should be some kind of National Dog and before any politician gets sworn into office we have to see how the dog reacts to them