@peterjames48: Autocorrect wants to capitalize bacon, out of respect.
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@AnkCoupleTO: I tattooed the word "WINNER" on my forehead in case I meet anyone new and they have any doubts
@ellle_em: Me: I would like to go to sleep now Brain: you can't Me: why? Brain: you haven't Done Enough Me: done enough...what? Brain: Enough Me: enough what?? Brain: Enough. Just Enough. You have not Done Enough Me: I'll do enough if you tell me enough what Brain: You have not Done Enough
@iAmDelFreaky: Apparently, starting an impromptu game of leap frog with somebody bending over to tie their shoe is considered rude. Church is boring.